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                     1. Marrying a fat woman is good ooooo, but the problem is that when both of you are sleeping and she rolls on you and you die... What will you tell God? My brorher! 2. DAUGHTER : "i am in love with the neighbor,so I am running away with him" DAD : "Thanks, you have saved my money and time. DAUGHTER : "Dad, I am reading the letter left by mummy" Dad faints. 3. A student was asked to write a sign board for traffic rule near their school. This is what he wrote "DRIVE CAREFULLY... DON'T KILL THE STUDENTS, WAIT FOR THE TEACHERS 4. Short girls are interesting. You go to work in the morning... You come back home in the evening to find she washed all your clothes waiting for you to spread them READ ALSO;  Nine (9) Africa jokes that will make you laugh 5. You will know that witchcraft is real when your crush sends you their nude pics and you comment, "you look so good, I'm even missing you" instead of you to ask who...

 1. The lady i trained at THE University just graduated this year, but she gave me a shocking news yesterday that am trying to recover from it since then. I told her that I want to come and see her parents for our marriage plans but she said that she is sorry to let me know that marriage is not friendship that she don't think that WE can make good husband and wife. When i reminded her of the money i have spent on her, She told me that GOD will reward me with a good wife and she promise to train one of my daughter just to let me know that she is not an ingrate. House please what do i do? Because am short of words even to discus it with my family who have been warning me to be careful how i spend on her during her University days no is not easy for me. Please you people should advice me as a brother. 2. A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Tumelo isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how m...

1. One *spelling mistake* and a husband cannot go home... He wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and missed an *e* in the last word. He's now seeking police protection to enter his own house.   He wrote: "Hi *Darling*, I'm experiencing the best time of my life and I wish you were *her*." Say you have woke up? Good morning  2. *Some parents want their daughters to get married but don't allow them to go out. What do they expect them to do? Sit at home and download the husband?*hmmmmmm * 3. When a woman cries for a man after a break up, it means she truly loves him, but when a man cries for a woman after a break up it means he hasn’t slept with her yet🤣🤣🤣*Experience nor go KILL me self, 4. Have you ever eat food that taste so good at the funeral that you even think of standing up and say.....next week,same time,same place😂😂😂😂 5. I have a girlfriend who is a police officer. When she misses me, she just come to my house in uniform and arrest me in p...