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1. You think life is frustrating? Try eating spaghetti with Rubber spoon, The spaghetti will be Forming Slay Queen for U. 2.Boy: Am not rich lik Emeka, i dnt even hav a big car lik Emeka. But i luv u! Gal: i luv u too, but tel me more abt Emaka Mc U.B.A comedian 2.He promised to take you to a place you have never been before, now he took you to his village and you are angry. Aunty have you been to his village before? Mc Slate comedian 3.  Just thinking....Give a girl 500k or iPhone 8, her mother or father won't ask her where she got it from!! But if you give her ordinary belle, just small belle o, her father, mother, brothers, uncles and aunties, even her ancestors will come looking for you....Is this fair🤷‍??? Mc talk active comedian 4.Tell a girl a million times she's not fat, she’ll never believe you. Call her fat once she’ll never forget it Mc U.B.A comedian 5. Doctor told me that I have only 2 months to live due to cancer So I killed that doctor and judge gave me 20 years...

During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with:  1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.  2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his Toyota Camry 2015 car.  3. I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for the wedding.  4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf.  5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown.  6. I am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it.  7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please, for those who were served foods, good luck and for those who didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our ...