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      This is a shocking true story about a woman from India who lived in the Middle Ages and had a pet snake, python, which she loved so much. The snake was 4 meters long and looked healthy. However, one day her unusual pet just stopped eating.   This lack of appetite in the snake continued over a few weeks. The desperate woman tried everything she could and offered anything that a snake would like to strangle and eat. Nothing worked, and finally the woman took her loving pet to the veterinarian as a last resort, to not what is wrong with the snake. READ ALSO;  Family matter put mouth for this matter   The vet listened to the woman carefully and asked, “Does your snake sleep with you at night, wrap around you closely and spread out throughout its length?” The woman was surprised and with a lot of hope she said, “Yes! Yes!! It does it every day and it makes me so sad because I see something asking of me, and I cannot help it feel better.” Then, the vet said something shocking and most

         After a very cool night, l can not help but to be in the warmest comfort of my blanket enjoying my sleep in the cold weather. I decided to write as usual to ease the cold weather. Marrying the wrong person will cause you enough pain and untold suffering. In a world were materialism have taken a lead, we hardly distinguish between love and fantasy. Marry your friend in the sense that there will be fight, misunderstanding but at the end you guys are inseparable. READ ALSO;  Family matter put mouth for this matter     Almost every marriage starts out as a huge celebration. Together with their family and friends, each couple is full of hopes and dreams for their future life together. But the road to a happy marriage is far from easy. And as today’s divorce statistics demonstrate all too well, many couples opt not to complete the journey.   It would be easy to blame our high rate of marital failure on things like not spending enough quality time together, allowing bitterness and re

     I am 25years old lady and my husband is 33 am legally married with a 4yr old daughter. 4yrs ago when I was in courtship with my hubby I became pregnant, my hubby said he will marry me but he do not have money to do the required marital rite and he was employed newly no much savings. My mother decided to help him with #160000 that he should up with the one he has and after he might have stabilize he should pay him bit by bit. After the wedding my husband started paying back the money. 2yrs ago I borrowed money from my mother 40k when things were rough to add up in my business without the consent of my hubby. READ ALSO;  A call from the grave episode 1  when my hubby heard about it he was furious and vowed not to pay any money again. Now the money my hubby is owing my mother is 40k plus the one I borrowed making total of 80k. My mother is seriously sick and she needed the money badly but my hubby is saying he don't have money yet that he is in monthly contribution which he eat h

                     1. Marrying a fat woman is good ooooo, but the problem is that when both of you are sleeping and she rolls on you and you die... What will you tell God? My brorher! 2. DAUGHTER : "i am in love with the neighbor,so I am running away with him" DAD : "Thanks, you have saved my money and time. DAUGHTER : "Dad, I am reading the letter left by mummy" Dad faints. 3. A student was asked to write a sign board for traffic rule near their school. This is what he wrote "DRIVE CAREFULLY... DON'T KILL THE STUDENTS, WAIT FOR THE TEACHERS 4. Short girls are interesting. You go to work in the morning... You come back home in the evening to find she washed all your clothes waiting for you to spread them READ ALSO;  Nine (9) Africa jokes that will make you laugh 5. You will know that witchcraft is real when your crush sends you their nude pics and you comment, "you look so good, I'm even missing you" instead of you to ask who took them

 1. The lady i trained at THE University just graduated this year, but she gave me a shocking news yesterday that am trying to recover from it since then. I told her that I want to come and see her parents for our marriage plans but she said that she is sorry to let me know that marriage is not friendship that she don't think that WE can make good husband and wife. When i reminded her of the money i have spent on her, She told me that GOD will reward me with a good wife and she promise to train one of my daughter just to let me know that she is not an ingrate. House please what do i do? Because am short of words even to discus it with my family who have been warning me to be careful how i spend on her during her University days no is not easy for me. Please you people should advice me as a brother. 2. A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Tumelo isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how m

1. One *spelling mistake* and a husband cannot go home... He wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and missed an *e* in the last word. He's now seeking police protection to enter his own house.   He wrote: "Hi *Darling*, I'm experiencing the best time of my life and I wish you were *her*." Say you have woke up? Good morning  2. *Some parents want their daughters to get married but don't allow them to go out. What do they expect them to do? Sit at home and download the husband?*hmmmmmm * 3. When a woman cries for a man after a break up, it means she truly loves him, but when a man cries for a woman after a break up it means he hasn’t slept with her yet🤣🤣🤣*Experience nor go KILL me self, 4. Have you ever eat food that taste so good at the funeral that you even think of standing up and say.....next week,same time,same place😂😂😂😂 5. I have a girlfriend who is a police officer. When she misses me, she just come to my house in uniform and arrest me in p

EPISODE 3 Everything appeared to play out like a bad dream. MAYBE IT’S A BAD DREAM. I saw Jennifer dialed her phone and placed it to her ears “Come to the backyard, I am there waiting for you” WHO IS SHE WAITING FOR? I looked around but saw no one. Jennifer stood there pacing around impatiently. Again, I heard her made a call “Come around now, I can’t wait to see you…I said I’m at the backyard beside the boys quarter”. WHO IS THIS PERSON? WHO IS SHE WAITING FOR? I kept looking around. I then saw a man coming ahead. THANK GOODNESS, HE WOULD RECOGNIZE ME IF NO ONE DOES. YES…YES, PLEASE LOOK DOWN HERE AT ME, I AM RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. WHERE ARE MY JOLLOF-RICE MOVES? AND HERE COMES FELIX AGUDA, MY TWIN BROTHER. He kept smiling as he walked pass me to go hug Jennifer who already had her arms wide opened to him. I saw both of them crashed into one another so romantically and their lips locked together passionately as his hand slide down to caress her huge butt. JESUS…AYE MI TEMI BAMI!! My e

EPISODE 2    Mary dropped the bowl down in front of me and opened it cover. I rushed at it like a dog, as in a real hungry dog. Jollof-rice was so cold as it passes down my throat. At first, I could not tell if I was eating the actual jollof-rice or a jollof-looking-snow, it was all icy. After a while, I paused to realize I wasn’t eating Jollof-rice but rather eating something spoilt, it smelt so bad as I sniffed. I looked up and my eyes locked to Mary who had a mischievous smile already. I thought I had the ‘what-is-all-these-rubbish-about?’ kind of look. But that fool didn’t looked a bit scared nor beg for forgiveness, she rather began to laugh. “Why is Bruno not eating again?” Esther asked ignorantly as she looked from me to the laughing Mary “E be like sey e don belle-full” she replied amidst laughter. SHUT-UP, YOU FUrCKING BASTARD FOOLISH PIGGY FAT LIAR, I barked at her furiously. I must have scared the poo out her pant when I was her quiver. “Mary, na wetin you give dis dog chop?

 Episode 1 I had opened my eyes to that familiar aroma that pricked into my nose, wow!…I was shocked to see I was in a cage. I looked around to realize I was inside a cage, an iron cage with a bowl inside of it, a stench of urine and dog poo lingered around. The bowl and cage both looked familiar. Quickly, I stood up to my foot but more shocked to see I was standing on all four, I was surprised I felt comfortable on them. I looked out through the cage and saw a magnificent building ahead of it. The building was familiar, likewise everything around it. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME? I tried to remember anything, anything at all that had led me into the cage. It was blank, nothing could be recollected. Suddenly, an aromatic smell hit my nostril so hard that it caused a rumbling effect down my stomach. Every senses of mine had strangely heightened that I could hear sharply as the waves bounces in the air, every faint sound from afar and every images somehow drifted to my sight. OH! THE SMELL…WH

 A friend sent this to me on whatsapp and it inspired me!. A lady worked at a meat distribution factory. One day, when she finished with her work schedule, she went into the meat cold room (Freezer) to inspect something, but in a moment of misfortune, the door closed and she was locked inside with no help in sight. Although she screamed and knocked with all her might, her cries went unheard as no one could hear her. Most of the workers had already gone, and outside the cold room it's impossible to hear what was going on inside. Five hours later, whilst she was at the verge of death, the security guard of the factory eventually opened the door. She was miraculously saved from dying that day. When she later asked the security guard how he had come to open the door, which wasn't his usual work routine, this was his explanation:  "I've been working in this factory for 35 years. Hundreds of workers come in and out every day, but you're one of the few who greet me in the

An American man walked into a restaurant in London. As soon as he entered, he noticed an African man sitting in the corner. So he walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! I am buying food for everyone in this restaurant, except that black African guy over there!" So the waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food to everyone in the restaurant, except the African. However,insteadof becoming upset, the African simply looked up at the American and shouted, "Thank you!" That infuriated the man. So once again, the American took out his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine and additional food for everyone in this bar, except for that African sitting in the corner over there!" So the waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food and wine to everyone in the bar except the African. When the waiter finished serving the food and drinks, once again, instead of becom

1. Self sacrifice is when two witches from your village are discussing who's gonna be the next victim.....then you pass by singing "I'm the one" by DJ khaled...you are finished. 2. I bought power Bank N650 and I was very happy it was cheap until my phone started charging the power Bank. 3. I just love Nigerian university's, their identity cards comes with Rope..just incase you are tired of life. 4. Someone should better tell ETISALAT no matter how they try,ain't nobody gonna start calling them 9mobile. They should go and ask NEPA. 5. Naija police be like: Oga why are you walking on the road with singlet in this cold weather ? You want cold to enter your body so you can go and look for somebody's daughter to rape abi? You are under arrest for attempting rape in advance my friend enter motor. 6. When 9ja babe is tired of you, Guy: Bae can we see today? Bae: Are we blind before? READ ALSO;  12 most funniest africa jokes 7. Some girls don't even gym but st

1. She is the type that is having a boyfriend and still flirt with other man because of some fetish excuse.(be faithful and loyal to your boyfriend).  2.She is the type that always want her boyfriend with her all the time....Give him some time.(not every busy guy is cheating on you)  3.She is always upset or always in foul mood.(always try to be happy whenever you are around him so that he can have good memories when you are far from him).  4.She would always act like a spoil brats by asking her boyfriend for funds without good reasons.(Ask him reasonable funds and also be a helping hand to each other).  5.She would always lied to her boyfriend(let him know much about you) 6.She would always take her friends over her boyfriend.(Treat him special and respect him for him to see you as his life partner)  7.She doesn't have patience with her boyfriend(she would always fight her boyfriend) 8.She is a type that  always give excuse when you ask her to go out with you.(you should always be

(1.) Do not encourage your son and his wife to stay under same roof with you. Best to suggest them to move out, even to the extent of renting a house.  It is their problem to find a separate home. The more the distance between you and your children's families, the better is the relationship.    2. Treat your son's wife as his wife, not as your own daughter, maybe just treat her as a friend. Your son would always be your child but, if you think that his wife is of the same rank and if you ever insult her, she would  remember it for life. In real life, only her own mother and not you will be viewed as a person qualified to insult or correct her.  3. Whatever habits or characters your son's wife has it is not your problem at all, it is your  son's problem. It is not your problem as he is an adult already.  4. Even when living together, make each other's businesses clear, don't do their laundry, don't cook for them and don't baby sit their children. Unless,

1. You think life is frustrating? Try eating spaghetti with Rubber spoon, The spaghetti will be Forming Slay Queen for U. 2.Boy: Am not rich lik Emeka, i dnt even hav a big car lik Emeka. But i luv u! Gal: i luv u too, but tel me more abt Emaka Mc U.B.A comedian 2.He promised to take you to a place you have never been before, now he took you to his village and you are angry. Aunty have you been to his village before? Mc Slate comedian 3.  Just thinking....Give a girl 500k or iPhone 8, her mother or father won't ask her where she got it from!! But if you give her ordinary belle, just small belle o, her father, mother, brothers, uncles and aunties, even her ancestors will come looking for you....Is this fair🤷‍??? Mc talk active comedian 4.Tell a girl a million times she's not fat, she’ll never believe you. Call her fat once she’ll never forget it Mc U.B.A comedian 5. Doctor told me that I have only 2 months to live due to cancer So I killed that doctor and judge gave me 20 years

1. It's only in Africa where Virgins don't bleed after Sex. 2.Even PAUL who was preaching the word of God was killed in ROME so what about these guys from Catalonia who were preaching lies about the God of football. 3.Its only in Nigeria u buy egg roll🥚 and find Garden egg inside...   Madam can you explain why thunder will not strike you?????... 4.  can u bath in public for 70million naira??  Me I wee go to d Stadium and be waving at everybody while am bathing  What of u? 5.I was on a job interview when my boss gave me his laptop and said, "Sell it to me!" I got up and went home with the laptop. He calls me and says, "Bring my laptop here right now!" I replied, "$200 and it's yours." I got the job! READ ALSO;  Na by force to marry? 🤣🤣6.HER: babe please wear a condom.  HIM:Do you wear gloves when l give you  money? 7. Only in Ghana one gal will have boyfriend,assistant boyfriend,step boyfriend,incoming boyfriend,pending boyfriend,future boyfr

During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with:  1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.  2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his Toyota Camry 2015 car.  3. I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for the wedding.  4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf.  5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown.  6. I am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it.  7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please, for those who were served foods, good luck and for those who didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication (perhaps

Very interesting story read; Episode 5 Khadijat: “Father” she said, fear had paralyzed her so much that her words came out as a whisper, even though she was screaming with fear in her heart. The man standing before her was carrying her father’s face, but it was like she could not recognize him. His eyes were red rimmed and bloodshot like he had been crying, and in them were filled so much hate and disgust at Khadijat. Imam: “You Khadijat, you whom I have loved so much, has brought me so much shame” he snarled, through clenched teeth, as his fingers clenched the knife harder. Khadijat: “Father, I know I have caused you pain, but I am sorry” she cried. Imam: “You are sorry? Well sorry, doesn’t just make everything right, does it?” he asked. Khadijat knelt down and pled with her father, but whatever she said, was falling on deaf ears. Her father still progressed towards her, with hate, evident in his eyes. She stood up and ran away from his path, but her father followed her. Imam: “I will

Have you read;  Episode 1 and 2       and     Episode 3 "Read The Story" (Episode 4) Halima: “What do you mean you cannot?” she asked, turning around abruptly, twirling her long Brazilian weave. Khadijat: “The prodding with metal objects, inside me. I am practically still a virgin, I did it just once. There is no way that metal will enter my body without destroying something” she cried. Halima: “Stupid girl, you are no longer a virgin, you are pregnant, and if you don’t go in there, this pregnancy will destroy your life and family” she yelled, hoping she could yell ‘sense’ into Khadijat’s head. Khadijat: “I will not do this” she said vehemently and walked out on her friend, who shook her head sadly and followed her. Halima followed Khadijat home, hoping that she would be able to convince her friend to heed her advice, but the latter was adamant, and too scared to ever consider abortion again. When she had entered the inner room, the first thing she had seen was the bucket ful

Kehinde: Episode 3... Story Halima was the child nobody wanted their child to associate with. She was a Muslim, but she had gotten out of control of her parents. Her father was an Alhaji who was more concerned with making money than whether his daughter was walking in the path of Islam. Her mother had a big fabric shop in Ayegbaju International market, where she sold imported fabrics which she imported from Dubai and all around the world. So, Halima went out with aristocratic men, for her, it was not about the money, but about the domination of these men in bed, and the class. Halima was just 18, but she had the body of a grown woman with luscious hips and ample butt0ckz, her fair skin glowed and her eyes which were always coated with Kohl, held Nubian promises. Aside her physique, Halima had also aborted so many pregnancies, that girls her age could not have done. When Khadijat started crushing on Damilola, it was Halima she told. Halima advised her to go after Damilola, but Khadijat

"CRY OF A DYING SOUL" Kehinde: "Read The Story" He was running as fast as his legs could carry him, the house was just ahead. He could see the lights of the house, the curtains were drawn, and the inhabitants of the house were probably asleep, unaware of the terror about to be visited on them. He was able to get in front of the ivory painted gate now, and he began shouting on the top of his voice. “Help, Help, wake up” he yelled at the top of his voice. But a shot rang out, and he was still gazing at the lit balcony of the house, when he felt a pain rip through him, he held his throat as blood spurted out of it. Before he fell to the ground, he saw a young woman come out to the balcony, he wanted to warn her, but the darkness enveloped him, and the world blacked out… Twenty Years ago “Subhanallah! What am I going to do now, my father will disown me” Khadijat said aloud as she looked at the food she had just eaten and thrown up in the toilet sink. For the past few da