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 She Slept With Her Snake And Then The Vet Told Her Something Shocking

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      This is a shocking true story about a woman from India who lived in the Middle Ages and had a pet snake, python, which she loved so much. The snake was 4 meters long and looked healthy. However, one day her unusual pet just stopped eating.   This lack of appetite in the snake continued over a few weeks. The desperate woman tried everything she could and offered anything that a snake would like to strangle and eat. Nothing worked, and finally the woman took her loving pet to the veterinarian as a last resort, to not what is wrong with the snake. READ ALSO;  Family matter put mouth for this matter   The vet listened to the woman carefully and asked, “Does your snake sleep with you at night, wrap around you closely and spread out throughout its length?” The woman was surprised and with a lot of hope she said, “Yes! Yes!! It does it every day and it makes me so sad because I see something asking of me, and I cannot help it feel better.” Then, the vet said something shocking and most
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Knowing who to marry, keys to happy marriage

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         After a very cool night, l can not help but to be in the warmest comfort of my blanket enjoying my sleep in the cold weather. I decided to write as usual to ease the cold weather. Marrying the wrong person will cause you enough pain and untold suffering. In a world were materialism have taken a lead, we hardly distinguish between love and fantasy. Marry your friend in the sense that there will be fight, misunderstanding but at the end you guys are inseparable. READ ALSO;  Family matter put mouth for this matter     Almost every marriage starts out as a huge celebration. Together with their family and friends, each couple is full of hopes and dreams for their future life together. But the road to a happy marriage is far from easy. And as today’s divorce statistics demonstrate all too well, many couples opt not to complete the journey.   It would be easy to blame our high rate of marital failure on things like not spending enough quality time together, allowing bitterness and re
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Family matter (put mouth for this matter)

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     I am 25years old lady and my husband is 33 am legally married with a 4yr old daughter. 4yrs ago when I was in courtship with my hubby I became pregnant, my hubby said he will marry me but he do not have money to do the required marital rite and he was employed newly no much savings. My mother decided to help him with #160000 that he should up with the one he has and after he might have stabilize he should pay him bit by bit. After the wedding my husband started paying back the money. 2yrs ago I borrowed money from my mother 40k when things were rough to add up in my business without the consent of my hubby. READ ALSO;  A call from the grave episode 1  when my hubby heard about it he was furious and vowed not to pay any money again. Now the money my hubby is owing my mother is 40k plus the one I borrowed making total of 80k. My mother is seriously sick and she needed the money badly but my hubby is saying he don't have money yet that he is in monthly contribution which he eat h
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Nigeria people make una laugh with me, am tired of laughing

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                     1. Marrying a fat woman is good ooooo, but the problem is that when both of you are sleeping and she rolls on you and you die... What will you tell God? My brorher! 2. DAUGHTER : "i am in love with the neighbor,so I am running away with him" DAD : "Thanks, you have saved my money and time. DAUGHTER : "Dad, I am reading the letter left by mummy" Dad faints. 3. A student was asked to write a sign board for traffic rule near their school. This is what he wrote "DRIVE CAREFULLY... DON'T KILL THE STUDENTS, WAIT FOR THE TEACHERS 4. Short girls are interesting. You go to work in the morning... You come back home in the evening to find she washed all your clothes waiting for you to spread them READ ALSO;  Nine (9) Africa jokes that will make you laugh 5. You will know that witchcraft is real when your crush sends you their nude pics and you comment, "you look so good, I'm even missing you" instead of you to ask who took them
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Nine (9) Africa jokes that will make you smile

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 1. The lady i trained at THE University just graduated this year, but she gave me a shocking news yesterday that am trying to recover from it since then. I told her that I want to come and see her parents for our marriage plans but she said that she is sorry to let me know that marriage is not friendship that she don't think that WE can make good husband and wife. When i reminded her of the money i have spent on her, She told me that GOD will reward me with a good wife and she promise to train one of my daughter just to let me know that she is not an ingrate. House please what do i do? Because am short of words even to discus it with my family who have been warning me to be careful how i spend on her during her University days no is not easy for me. Please you people should advice me as a brother. 2. A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Tumelo isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how m
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Funny jokes that will make you smile till you forget your surname

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1. One *spelling mistake* and a husband cannot go home... He wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and missed an *e* in the last word. He's now seeking police protection to enter his own house.   He wrote: "Hi *Darling*, I'm experiencing the best time of my life and I wish you were *her*." Say you have woke up? Good morning  2. *Some parents want their daughters to get married but don't allow them to go out. What do they expect them to do? Sit at home and download the husband?*hmmmmmm * 3. When a woman cries for a man after a break up, it means she truly loves him, but when a man cries for a woman after a break up it means he hasn’t slept with her yet🤣🤣🤣*Experience nor go KILL me self, 4. Have you ever eat food that taste so good at the funeral that you even think of standing up and say.....next week,same time,same place😂😂😂😂 5. I have a girlfriend who is a police officer. When she misses me, she just come to my house in uniform and arrest me in p
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A call from the grave episode 3

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EPISODE 3 Everything appeared to play out like a bad dream. MAYBE IT’S A BAD DREAM. I saw Jennifer dialed her phone and placed it to her ears “Come to the backyard, I am there waiting for you” WHO IS SHE WAITING FOR? I looked around but saw no one. Jennifer stood there pacing around impatiently. Again, I heard her made a call “Come around now, I can’t wait to see you…I said I’m at the backyard beside the boys quarter”. WHO IS THIS PERSON? WHO IS SHE WAITING FOR? I kept looking around. I then saw a man coming ahead. THANK GOODNESS, HE WOULD RECOGNIZE ME IF NO ONE DOES. YES…YES, PLEASE LOOK DOWN HERE AT ME, I AM RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. WHERE ARE MY JOLLOF-RICE MOVES? AND HERE COMES FELIX AGUDA, MY TWIN BROTHER. He kept smiling as he walked pass me to go hug Jennifer who already had her arms wide opened to him. I saw both of them crashed into one another so romantically and their lips locked together passionately as his hand slide down to caress her huge butt. JESUS…AYE MI TEMI BAMI!! My e
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A call from the grave episode 2

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EPISODE 2    Mary dropped the bowl down in front of me and opened it cover. I rushed at it like a dog, as in a real hungry dog. Jollof-rice was so cold as it passes down my throat. At first, I could not tell if I was eating the actual jollof-rice or a jollof-looking-snow, it was all icy. After a while, I paused to realize I wasn’t eating Jollof-rice but rather eating something spoilt, it smelt so bad as I sniffed. I looked up and my eyes locked to Mary who had a mischievous smile already. I thought I had the ‘what-is-all-these-rubbish-about?’ kind of look. But that fool didn’t looked a bit scared nor beg for forgiveness, she rather began to laugh. “Why is Bruno not eating again?” Esther asked ignorantly as she looked from me to the laughing Mary “E be like sey e don belle-full” she replied amidst laughter. SHUT-UP, YOU FUrCKING BASTARD FOOLISH PIGGY FAT LIAR, I barked at her furiously. I must have scared the poo out her pant when I was her quiver. “Mary, na wetin you give dis dog chop?
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A call from the grave (Episode 1)

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 Episode 1 I had opened my eyes to that familiar aroma that pricked into my nose, wow!…I was shocked to see I was in a cage. I looked around to realize I was inside a cage, an iron cage with a bowl inside of it, a stench of urine and dog poo lingered around. The bowl and cage both looked familiar. Quickly, I stood up to my foot but more shocked to see I was standing on all four, I was surprised I felt comfortable on them. I looked out through the cage and saw a magnificent building ahead of it. The building was familiar, likewise everything around it. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME? I tried to remember anything, anything at all that had led me into the cage. It was blank, nothing could be recollected. Suddenly, an aromatic smell hit my nostril so hard that it caused a rumbling effect down my stomach. Every senses of mine had strangely heightened that I could hear sharply as the waves bounces in the air, every faint sound from afar and every images somehow drifted to my sight. OH! THE SMELL…WH
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Very beautiful story that will inspire you

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 A friend sent this to me on whatsapp and it inspired me!. A lady worked at a meat distribution factory. One day, when she finished with her work schedule, she went into the meat cold room (Freezer) to inspect something, but in a moment of misfortune, the door closed and she was locked inside with no help in sight. Although she screamed and knocked with all her might, her cries went unheard as no one could hear her. Most of the workers had already gone, and outside the cold room it's impossible to hear what was going on inside. Five hours later, whilst she was at the verge of death, the security guard of the factory eventually opened the door. She was miraculously saved from dying that day. When she later asked the security guard how he had come to open the door, which wasn't his usual work routine, this was his explanation:  "I've been working in this factory for 35 years. Hundreds of workers come in and out every day, but you're one of the few who greet me in the
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